I didn't realize until today that Babelfish translates English to and from two kinds of Chinese, Dutch, French, German, Greek, Italian, Japanese, Korean, Portugese, Russian, and Spanish, at least well enough to decipher an out-of-office …
Leonard is the oldest child of an oldest child. I just realized that. Man, I miss her.
"Orignally wanted to be a lawyer, but he reached a question on an application form that said 'Why do you want to be a lawyer?' He couldn't think of anything."
I'm wearing my wedding pants today. They are the only pair of white pants I own. I have to do laundry. Overseas Indian customer service representatives are the only ones who can pronounce my last …
I can't get this poignant safer-sex ad out of my head.
Aaaaargh. I hate hate hate having a mouse in the apartment. I don't know what's worse, seeing it or not knowing where it is.
Some advice I've gotten recently: "When your kid starts talking about Web 4.0, send him to his room." "Try to put the other person [in your marriage] first; don't be selfish." "A person's sexuality changes …
"I can't imagine what it must have been like to see everyone stop, to see the hats come off one by one, to see the women hush their children. "Just for a moment, the whole …
Despite feints to the contrary, neither Leonard nor I has read The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier and Clay by Michael Chabon. Leonard gave it to me to read on the plane(s) back from Bakersfield. I …
