Roger Ebert's review of Chaos provoked correspondence between him and the movie's makers. Your answer, that the world is evil and therefore it is your responsibility to reflect it, is no answer at all, but …
Leonard: "i will put the auto-coffinfish on a war footing"
Am listening to Bargainville by Moxy Früvous right now. How did I go so long between listenings? "King of Spain" should be on anything we send into space to explain ourselves to aliens. Or to …
Thank you to all who attended my recent birthday party. At least four well-wishers donated in my honor: two to Fix Our Ferals, one to the Red Cross, and one to an unnamed low-overhead charity. …
I will own any label you please. Crackpot, dreamer, shoddy thinker, weak-minded. None of these matter for I have found the pearl of great price. And the transforming power of that discovery and of that …
Seth is in the hospital with appendicitis! It looks like he'll be okay, for which we are grateful. There is a very gross yet interesting word that I'd never seen before in this article about …
We had a boring assembly a few weeks before the eighth-grade graduation ceremony. The ceremony was probably the week after the last episode of Star Trek: The Next Generation. A teacher passed around a clipboard …
Josh Kornbluth is improvising his way towards a new monologue this Saturday. Perhaps you'd like to watch with me? Heather Gold is also developing a new piece. I hope it's about law school! As usual, …
I have to monitor bits of Salon's forum, Table Talk, to see whether people are stupidly complaining about Salon Premium there instead of, say, emailing for help. There are forums where people aren't stupid. In …