19 May 2005, 7:18 a.m.

Announcement

Betty, my orange goldfish of fourteen months, has died. Leonard dug the grave, made the headstone, buried her, and said the eulogy this morning in the rain in the garden. I stood and couldn't say …

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19 May 2005, 6:26 a.m.

Grump

Why am I always getting up, every day? Why can't up get me sometimes?

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18 May 2005, 10:34 a.m.

Some Lightsaber Wounds Never Really Heal

Why I'm not a Star Wars fan.

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18 May 2005, 9:14 a.m.

Reason # 1 I Should Have Had A Pet Growing Up

Leonard thinks Betty is not well. I agree with him. I've transferred her to the small tank and have given her smashed-up peas to eat. Leonard is more distraught than I am. I feel sort …

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17 May 2005, 15:02 p.m.

And Just Food, Apparently

KQED has a food blog?

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17 May 2005, 15:01 p.m.

Disclaiming, Declaiming

Brendan, you deserve to know that I had notes for questions to ask in that conversation with Abu-Jaber. Yes, notes. And included among them was the note "jalapeno-cheddar bagel," as borrowed from a Heather Gold …

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16 May 2005, 15:16 p.m.

YAYAYAYAY

Rachel C broke it to me: Fox renewed AD! The thought of losing Arrested Development and Star Trek hit me harder than I'd expected. I'm so glad AD is coming back!

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16 May 2005, 12:28 p.m.

MC Masala Bookmarkable Link

If you'd like to link to my columns, you can link to link to this page, which links to the two most recent articles.

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16 May 2005, 8:56 a.m.

What A Dame

I interviewed Diana Abu-Jaber for Saucy Magazine. She said funny and interesting things and you'd probably enjoy it.

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15 May 2005, 21:34 p.m.

Validation

Will Franken won a "Best Comedian" award from the SF Weekly. Those of us who were fans several months ago get to nod in snobbish pride, while those of you who have foolishly prolonged the …

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